July 2012
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Archer's reaction to the thought of his mother...
Krenshaw: But what if I shoot her, Mama's Boy? Yes. Picture her dead in the gutter and what your pathetic life will be like without old Mommy Dearest.
Lana: JESUS CHRIST! He's got an ERECTION!
Malory: WHAT?!
Krenshaw: The hell is WRONG with you people!?
Archer: (shoots Krenshaw) Nothing! YOU on the other hand--
Malory: (smacks Archer with her purse) An erection!?
Archer: OW! What's in there? Buckles?!
Malory: The thought of me DEAD gives you AN ERECTION!?
Archer: NO. It's just half of one. The other half would have really missed you. I mean not-- Ugh.
Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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Jul 1st
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ohmisterbird asked: I picked Squirtle the first time I played Pokemon too! I nicknamed him "Aaaaaaaa" because I didn't know how cancel nicknaming or erase.
Jul 1st
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: Bisexuals in the News: Attacks of the Bisexual... →
bisocialnetwork: CHICAGO - June 29, 2012—You can’t imagine my surprise when I received an email late Friday night from Bro Michael Oboza—long time Bisexual activist in Chicago in distress, “Bisexuals Are Under Attack Now!” Regarding a very curious and bi-phobic article written by…
Jul 1st
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June 2012
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ladyatheist: It’s really interesting to me to hear all of these white, cis, heterosexual republicans lament about how “great” America “used to be.” For anyone who doesn’t fit into one of those categories, the past was a really shitty time. At no prior point in time was it “better” to be a PoC, a woman, or a LGBT person. For us, this is the best time in history. America, while it’s not as good as...
Jun 28th
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Sex, Politics, and Stereotypes: BiUK’s response to... →
bisexualftw: BiUK is an umbrella organisation for various bisexuality research projects. This is their response to Bindel’s biphobic HuffPo piece from earlier in the week. via @bisexualindex
Jun 26th
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Mantra
Fuck Bitches Get Money Be Liz Lemon.
Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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“If I can’t say the word vagina, why are we legislating vaginas? What language...”
– Michigan state Representative Lisa Brown wonders why she was prohibited from using the medically correct term for her vajayjay on the House floor.
Jun 15th
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Turning the tables
Straight guy: I'm only attracted to girls.
Me: No way, you can't be attracted to only one gender, that doesn't make any sense! You must be confused.
Straight guy: No, I'm not confused, I'm just not attracted to guys.
Me: Come, now, that's just being greedy! You can't restrict yourself to just women, you should share yourself to guys too, or better yet, to all genders!
Straight guy: But I'm not being greedy! I'm just comfortable with girls, ok?
Me: I don't think your heterosexuality actually exists. You just make it up so you can feel more comfortable with your bisexuality.
Straight guy: But I'm not bisexual! I'm only attracted to girls!
Me: Stop lying to yourself. You can't understand your own sexuality.
Jun 14th
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Jun 12th
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Jun 12th
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