All I Ever Wanted Was the World

A blond, 22 year old, bisexual, vegetarian guy sharing some of the interests and thoughts that occur to him on an irregular basis.

"Everyday is an opportunity to both defy and define who I am." - Joe McConaughy

Почемучка: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is pomme de...

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

"I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I’m the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me."

Hannah, Girls

nikkeatsrocks:

I hope you think I’m cute when I’m drunk because I’m drunk a lot

kateordie:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

Yes

musikonweltoff:

jap that’s mee :D

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