All I Ever Wanted Was the World

A blond, 22 year old, bisexual, vegetarian guy sharing some of the interests and thoughts that occur to him on an irregular basis.

"Everyday is an opportunity to both defy and define who I am." - Joe McConaughy

Archer's reaction to the thought of his mother being killed

  • Krenshaw: But what if I shoot her, Mama's Boy? Yes. Picture her dead in the gutter and what your pathetic life will be like without old Mommy Dearest.
  • Lana: JESUS CHRIST! He's got an ERECTION!
  • Malory: WHAT?!
  • Krenshaw: The hell is WRONG with you people!?
  • Archer: (shoots Krenshaw) Nothing! YOU on the other hand--
  • Malory: (smacks Archer with her purse) An erection!?
  • Archer: OW! What's in there? Buckles?!
  • Malory: The thought of me DEAD gives you AN ERECTION!?
  • Archer: NO. It's just half of one. The other half would have really missed you. I mean not-- Ugh.
  • Hostile Work Environment.

    taylormariegreen:

    Today, someone tipped me in Pizza.

    Best Day Ever. 

    I want the pizza hut $10 pizza box right now.

    : Bisexuals in the News: Attacks of the Bisexual in Media, ‘Captain Bisexual’ Singled Out at Chicago Pride with Harm to...

    bisocialnetwork:


    Captain Bisexual | ChicagoCHICAGO - June 29, 2012—You can’t imagine my surprise when I received an email late Friday night from Bro Michael Oboza—long time Bisexual activist in Chicago in distress, Bisexuals Are Under Attack Now! Regarding a very curious and bi-phobic article written by…

    cleaningoffthestone:

    Often into freaky stuff

    canuckstothestanleycup:

    This is getting out of control.

    By the way, if you follow me, I will promo you.

    nerdswithpuppets:

    There is a reason jigglypuff is one of my favs

    hahahahhahahhahahah i can’t even.

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